“By his own account, in 1976, when he was starting his career, Donald Trump was worth $200 million. Today, he says he’s worth $8 billion. If he’d just put that original $200 million into an index fund, and reinvested the dividends, he’d be worth $12 billion today.” — Robert Reich, author of “The Common Good, “speaking on the acumen of the self-celebrated smart businessman

It seems the POTUS is finding it hard to keep advisors, so I thought I’d jump in and offer him some help. Whether or not he reads Townbroadcast (he could always have Melania read it to him – it’s well know he’s not much of a reader) is unimportant. Good advice is good advice, no matter where it is found. He is our president after all, and in the 2016 election, almost half the American people that voted selected him.

We all know the Russians interfered with the election, Trump has even said so.  The Russkies hoped to keep Mean Hilary out and have Friendly Don in, but that’s beside the point. They knew Mean Hilary from her time as Secretary of State, and she wasn’t particularly deferential. Don had had lots of business dealings with Russia.

Remember Don Jr.’s comments about Russian loans?  He’s lost a lot of advisers.  Flynn, Manafort, Page, Stone, Conway, Cohen.  And who knows what has happened to Jared? 

Anyway, the guy needs a little help, and we’re all in this together, right?  I’m glad to help.

Now you know as well as I do that Don is pissed that Kim Jong Un has not de-nuclearized North Korea. Despite having had that secret meeting! Kim promised!

My suggestion is simple:  what Don should do is to send Kim a tweet, ALL IN CAPS! HE EMPLOYED THE ALL CAPS THING IN HIS THREATENING TWEET TO IRAN, AND, UNLESS I’M MISTAKEN, IRAN HASN’T NUKED US SINCE THAT VERY STRONG AND POWERFUL ACTION! THIS THING COULD CHANGE DIPLOMACY THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.  LEADERS WOULD COWER AT THE THOUGHT OF AN ALL CAPS TWEET FROM THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD! I THINK HE’S ON TO SOMETHING HERE. 

AS GOALS ARE ACHIEVED, HE COULD REWARD COMPLIANCE WITH A RETURN TO CONVENTIONAL GRAMMATICAL NORMS. EVEN PARTIAL LESSENING OF THE ALL CAPS SANCTIONS, FOR EXAMPLE, A PHRASE LIKE It is to our mutual benefit to pursue international. . . while still reserving the option of going FULL CAPS for the meat of the matter.

He’ll keep those other biggies so off balance, they’ll be kowtowing to him for a change. No wants to get an all caps tweet. Trust me on this. It’s time to get tough on these guys. Iran was just the first to suffer the ALL CAPS TWEET.