“Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.” — Stoddard

The people of the Great State of Georgia spoke again last night, electing Rev. Rafael Warnock to serve a six-year term in the United States Senate.

Warnock served out a two-year term of the prior office holder. He ran for the seat at the midterm. He got just a few more votes that his opponent, Hershel Walker, and was unable to avoid a runoff.  Warnock won the runoff last night, in a close race.

Now that the contest for the senate seat is over, with Warnock victorious, Hershel is free to pursue other opportunities. And what would be better than as running mate and on a ticket with former president Donald J. Trump? 

TRUMP -WALKER ‘24 !

With Trump facing numerous prosecutions for criminal behavior, Walker could be helpful in deflecting some of the media attention away from the beleaguered ex-president. No one draws as much media attention as Trump, of course, but Walker is a celebrity in his own right.

The former great college football player, and good NFL player, Walker is known far and wide for his gridiron achievements. Big and fast, he was good at what he did. Now, at 60 years of age, he is still remembered for being big and fast. And he can still do an impressive number of pushups!

Imagine Hershel performing the diplomatic duties that befall the Vice President of the United States. Might he announce that “my erection is for the whole world to receive? ” If he caught the error, he might smile boyishly, and his FOX pundits would report that his charm is just Hershel being Hershel. He’d be 100% pro-life, supporting a total ban on abortion (with only very narrowest exceptions).

Many might question his distant relationship to the truth, but this shouldn’t be much of a problem when teamed with his best advocate, Donald Trump. Many might be troubled with Hershel’s claim to have worked as a law enforcement officer (erroneous), or his similarly erroneous claims to have been valedictorian of his class, or to have graduated from University of Georgia. Do any Trumpkins think such whoppers would bother The Donald?  Not likely.

There is a reason that Donald so heavily promoted Hershel Walker to be the junior senator for Georgia. They were meant for each other. Of course, the Dems would love it. So would the comedians. And pundits. Some have suggested that Marjorie Taylor Greene might be a good running mate for Trump – but Walker would be more fun.