“Don’t worry about a thing, Cuz every little thing’s Gonna be alright.” — Bob Marley

I see that President Donald J. Trump, on the Ides of March, declared that the Meuller Report should NOT be released to the American public.  His tweet appears to be a reaction to the overwhelming agreement of the United States House of Representatives that the report should be released.

President Trump, if you read Townbroadcast – and we both know that you do – take some advice from me.  I do mention you, Don, from time to time.  I think you love to read about yourself, so it is with some confidence that I believe my kind counsel will not fall on deaf ears.

You should absolutely welcome the report.  It is the best way to prove yourself worthy.  How better to clear yourself?  And what does it matter what the report says?  Tweet, over and over, maybe with lots of caps and exclamation points, that the report clears you of all wrongdoing, corruption or even bad associations.  It doesn’t matter what the report says.  Just declare it clears you.  Your loyal followers, plus all those “Fair & Balanced” folks at Fox News, plus maybe even those of the National Enquirer, will get on board and jump on your bandwagon.  You should welcome, or make a pretense of welcoming, the report.  Emit an air of confidence.  Don’t look so scared.

No one really knows yet what the report will say.  If it actually clears you, great, you can tweet, “Just like I knew all along.  I did nothing wrong.  EVER!  I knew I had nothing to worry about.”  And if it takes a negative tone, bull through it with bluster, and rest assured of the loyalty from all those people with the MAGA hats.