by Lynn Mandaville

“Today Mitt Romney is the cheese,” I said.

“What?” my husband Dave asked me over the sound of the talking heads on the television.

“Mitt Romney is the cheese,” I repeated.  “He stands alone.”

Dave caught the allusion right away.  The allusion to the old nursery rhyme-based song and game called “The Farmer in the Dell.”

I’m sure you remember it.  I played it in Kindergarten.  You probably did, too.

All the kids join hands in a circle, with one kid in the middle.  He or she is the farmer.  The kids sing as the farmer takes a wife by choosing one other kid to join him in the center.  Then the song progresses.  It goes on by the wife taking a child, who takes a nurse, who takes a dog, who takes a cat, who takes a rat, who takes the cheese.  Then the song goes in reverse order as the farmer leaves the wife (and all the others) and returns to the circle, followed by the wife, then the child, until all that is left is the cheese.

“The cheese stands alone,

The cheese stands alone,

Hi, ho, the derry-o,

The cheese stands alone.”

For some reason that game made me sad.  I guess I felt sorry, somehow, for the poor cheese, left all by itself in the middle of this big crowd of merry kids.

The song and rhyme are very old.  Old enough to be somewhat old-fashioned and a little bit politically incorrect.  But that last line about the cheese standing alone has become a metaphor in the English language for someone who stands apart from the crowd, for whatever reason.  Usually, that reason is because of being ostracized.

U.S. Senator Mitt Romney

Sometimes the cheese is the smart kid who ruins the grading curve in school.  Sometimes it’s the uncoordinated kid on the playground who never gets picked to be on one of the baseball teams.  Sometimes it’s the woman in the office who dares to turn in her boss to Human Resources for sexual harassment.

Today (Wednesday, verdict day in the Senate Impeachment Trial of Donald J. Trump), Mitt Romney is the cheese, standing alone among Senate Republicans, as the sole juror to vote guilty to the charges of abuse of power and obstruction of Congress against the standing President of the United States.

Whether you applaud Romney as a man of conscience, or revile him as a traitor to his party, you can’t deny that he is a man of courage to do what he believed was the right thing.

Romney cited his deep religious faith as the first consideration in making his decision.  He had pledged “so help me God,” when he swore his oath as a juror in the Senate proceedings.  A promise to his God is sacred.

Romney also cited his duty to country as made in that oath as an elected member of Congress, to act as an impartial participant while he weighed the facts (even though he had to rely on what was said outside the trial proceedings themselves, because no witnesses and no evidence were presented in said trial). Apparently, a promise to his country is also sacred.

He knew that all other Republicans would vote to acquit Trump.  He knew that his decision to vote guilty would involve consequences, some quite unpleasant.  He voted his conscience anyway.

I wish I could say that the only consequence would be that Romney stands alone.

But already DJT Jr. has called for Romney to be excommunicated by the Grand Old Party as a member of the resistance.

And I don’t doubt that worse is in the offing – name-calling and other forms of disparagement, even threats of bodily harm or death.

For a while life won’t be a bowl of cherries for the man who listened to his conscience.

Because today, Mitt Romney is the cheese.

10 Comments

Harry Smit
February 7, 2020
Ms. Mandaville Correct me if I'm wrong ...was not Mitt Romney involved in the Olympics Winter Games scandal of 2002. Did not President Trump help him attain political recognition. You are correct he is the cheese that stands alone....that cheese no one likes because of the noxious taste and odor
Lynn Mandaville
February 7, 2020
My point is that in this instance Mitt Romney stands as a man alone in his commitment to his God and what that God demands of him. Nothing more, nothing less.
John Wilkens
February 7, 2020
I have to agree with you on this one, though you missed naming the variety which would be Limburger Cheese. " Notorious for its smell, Limburger's bark is actually a lot worse than its bite." Cheers!!
Robert M Traxler
February 7, 2020
Representatives, Jeff Van Drew, Jared Gold and Collin Peterson, Democrats, all voted to not impeach President Trump are they heroic men of courage? I missed your column full of praise for them? What will you say about their sacred oath?
John Wilkens
February 8, 2020
Ouch!! That one stings.........I am assuming all we will hear is crickets..........
Don't Tread On Me
February 7, 2020
It's amazing, the Democrats always vote in lockstep, never disagree, no matter how nutty the issue. Republicans fight each other because they can't get along under a Democrat administration. Now we have a real president at the helm and they see what a leader can accomplish. Romney needs to reassess his future in the Senate and consider moving to another party, he's been more of a liberal than not. Speaker Pelosi is being led by a first term punk (Cortez) and doesn't have a backbone to tell her to get to the back of the bus as a freshman legislator, she's an embarrassment. Pelosi needs to resign after her public temper tantrum at the end of the State of the Union address tearing up a public legal record. Trump haters, 5 more years - get over it!
Couchman
February 7, 2020
A Trump loyalist chimes in with a baseless accusation about Senator Romney lifted from the "conservative" media that has descended in attack mode after the Senator from Utah dared to break from the GOP pack and vote for impeachment. Odd thing is many of Senator Romney's harshest critics today were singing his praises in 2012 when he secured the GOP nomination for President but lost to then Senator Obama. If Senator Romney's actions after taking over the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympics were so damning, how did he get the GOP nomination in 2012? Why were people who voted for Mitt Romney in 2012 willing to overlook any alleged wrongs associated with the Salt Lake City Olympics that occured a decade before he ran for President? Its telling how reliable GOP voters in 2020 who support President Trump can turn on a dime to trash a Republican they voted for to be POTUS in 2012. Its a text book example of how a demagogue can manipulate his followers.
Harry Smit
February 8, 2020
Couchman Again my research may be a touch one sided but it is my understanding Donald Trump was greatly responsible for Romney running for President . One shouldn't put the stigma of "turning on someone "they may have voted for . I happens in the political arena on a regular basis. Romney understands the Democrats have no one able to beat Trump in 2020....if he would become a Democrat and gather enough support..it is very possible many who voted for him when he ran against Obama would once again cast their vote his way. It is only a opinion but it could very well be the only hope of a strong Democratic challenger in the 2020 election.
John Wilkens
February 8, 2020
Coachman, You are now talking out both sides of your mouth. How dare you talk about past history. You just violated your usual talking points. The typical liberal way, do as I say not as I do. Cheers!!
Couchman
February 8, 2020
Typical Trump supporters' responses. An alternative reality fantasy from Mr. Smit, who didn’t detail any of the alleged scandals Senator Romney was responsible for in the runup to the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympics. Mr. Wilkens levels the tired “typical liberal way” charge. Guess reading isn’t fundamental. I asked why the same voters who supported Senator Romney in 2012 didn’t see him as a political enemy then now see him as a danger to the GOP. I didn’t see any argument telling people what to do. Wasn’t writing in code, Mr. Wilkens. It’s unfortunate these people feel the need to label anyone who asks questions or makes a statement about a voter’s shifting allegiance or about demagogues as having ulterior motives.

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