by Lynn Mandaville
Former CIA Director John Brennan tweeted Monday morning:
Why did Trump meet one on one with Putin? What might he be hiding from Bolton, Pompeo, Kelly and the American public? How will Putin use whatever Trump could be hiding to advantage Russia and hurt America? Trump’s total lack of credibility renders spurious whatever explanation he gives.
He asks more concisely and articulately than I can the three questions my husband and I have been asking each other over and over since the disastrous presser following the Trump-Putin Summit.
In the spirit of “truth is stranger than fiction,” and in the spirit of the Lone Gunmen of X-Files fame, we have come up with our own conspiracy theory to answer those questions.
First, we had to determine what one thing in this world Donald Trump cares enough about to actually give a rat’s petute and allow him to sell out the country he swore under oath to preserve, protect and defend.
His legacy as president of the United States doesn’t fit the bill. He hasn’t really done anything of substance to call his own. He’s just concentrated on dismantling the country as he inherited it from his predecessor. And he’s been on destruct mode for a while when it comes to foreign relations with our allies.
We ruled out Melania. His infidelity confirmed that.
We ruled out his reputation. His ruthless business dealings, compulsive lying and lack of compassion told that story.
We couldn’t really comment on his sons or daughter Tiffany. He’s oddly silent about his emotional attachments to them. But we quickly zeroed in on daughter Ivanka. The Donald clearly has a strong attachment to her, so strong it sometimes verges on the abnormal. This is the one thing we believe he cares enough about for which to commit the sins of the Trump/Putin press conference.
What do Putin and Russia have to gain? Russia still wants to dominate the globe. Things haven’t changed since the days of Nikita Kruschev — “We will bury you!”
How best to get hold of an entire developed nation? Threaten to kill the beloved daughter of a puppet president whose sole job it is to divide the nation against itself, to get its elected legislators to allow the erosion of basic constitutional rights, to allow the exploitation of the working people in order to create an elite aristocracy, and let the baser instincts of one man pollute the conscience of a nation.
Putin occasionally offers a glimpse of what he is capable. Covertly poison with a deadly nerve agent a former Russian agent and his daughter at an English pub or park. Allow a similar poisoning to kill an innocent citizen who happens to touch a contaminated item a few weeks later.
The private meeting today was to make iron-clad Putin’s intentions. Putin will use that threat, and some yet-to-be-disclosed information (perhaps Trump’s years of money-laundering for Putin himself) to keep Trump in line. Republicans have shown an amazing proclivity to defend Trump regardless of his behavior, so impeachment and removal from office are unlikely. Trump needs merely to continue in his current mode to deliver to Russia what it wants — The United States of America.
There it is in a nutshell. Our version of a ridiculous Lone Gunmen/X-Files conspiracy theory.
As of this writing we have not seen the kind of the patriotic outrage we wanted or expected over Trump’s performance in Finland.
Until and unless the proverbial excrement hits the whirling turbine, and congress decides the camel’s back is broken for good, maybe our theory, or some variation thereof, isn’t so far-fetched after all?
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